it’s mike & ike not adam and eve
I always think about it. I am not even close to perfect and they are basically there. I mess everything up while they do everything with such grace. Why would they pick me out of everyone they know? It puzzles me sometimes. I am not good enough so that’s why I am always afraid you’d leave me. You leaving me would be one of the worst things that would happen to me.
I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first